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Alexander Mienheartt @MisterLevon

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Joined on 7/2/07

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MisterLevon's News

Posted by MisterLevon - December 9th, 2009


fucking lemon shit head


Posted by MisterLevon - December 3rd, 2009


fuck you


Posted by MisterLevon - November 28th, 2009


i can't embed dog farting video
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bad news


Posted by MisterLevon - November 24th, 2009


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Posted by MisterLevon - November 20th, 2009


Mood: Smoking the weed like there's no tomorrow!!!!

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Yee!!!!!!!!!1


Posted by MisterLevon - November 20th, 2009


Mood: Rocking out

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Drop me a line, e-mail me.


Posted by MisterLevon - November 19th, 2009


Hello this is my first full length TExt Story of Levon and His Palz, Kavinelz and Beefz. I hops you enox

IT wadt he dead night of night. Levon and his plaz Kavinelz and Beefzz were sitting around in the club house (Called the CLIQURE TREEHOUSE BITCH1!!!!!!!). Levonz was like "hey IM pretty pretty b0rned lets do something fagz lol"
KaivnelZ Le KAvine said "Ok but you are PAsying LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Beef is lice " WTF Fuck I am Gay LolZ"
SO Levon and his pAlZZz went into kavine;'s big Mother FTRUCKing Truck and went to 22 two two 2 too point the town red?. So whe driving down the main street in OIndidan. Levons saez" " " Hey look a a bagel store lets go 2 it and e@Ttt @ at pavgels in this store then SHOOt IT up with our ak -47s allah akbar"; Beef said " That is a gREAT Idea Levon Levon is such Full of Great IDeas God DAmn LEvon is SO trucking smart sma%R". Levomn msaid ";;)"

So they get out teh fuckeinggg truCkING truck and wentered into the store. L:Evon " saids " i want a regulaur bagel w/ butter" Kavinel was like " i want an everything bael cuz i am shit lol" Beef said "pagels are ghey Actually nah I want a Reg bageptl with Bu?ter?"
Teh store clerk was like " Ok tTtththat will be 49 doller's a'a'a lo 'real , cum shit""Levon is pasying REmember??????????????????????????????
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????????????????" Sarez Lkavinel .
Levon was like " FUCK YOu" aDn took out 500 dolleers from his dad ( cuz levon buys shit from his dad FUCK YOU ))))))))))))))))))0 Levon sad "THanks very you much Thanks"""""'
Kavie nl pulled out his ak -4913 and shot L EVON in the hea,d, the blood gushing from his hot wound made levo nco,,lapge on the floor sayinng " WHy"???/ X_X" Kavniel sadid " cuz u are gay Ha ha :"::
Beef was like fuck u ai ma gay the end

PArt Two Coming Soon 2 A Newgorunds near u (lol)

Mood: Chilling.


Posted by MisterLevon - November 13th, 2009


brb fucke


Posted by MisterLevon - November 11th, 2009



Posted by MisterLevon - November 7th, 2009


(8:48 PM) nowhere man: Let's role play sex.
(8:49 PM) gaty: OKAY I will be Falco Lombardi member of Star Fox
(8:49 PM) nowhere man: I will be Amy from Sonic.
(8:49 PM) gaty: Falco made his video game debut in Star Fox for the SNES, and has been in every Star Fox game since as well as Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl
(8:50 PM) gaty: His appearance is that of a blue falcon dressed in a light leather jacket and pants and boots and a belt and equipped w/ ray gun.
(8:50 PM) gaty: Describe Amy PLZ so I know who I am role playing w/.
(8:51 PM) nowhere man: Amy is a hot girl who loves sonic in the Sonic Series. She's a pink hedgehog with a hammer. She's cute :3 ^_^
(8:52 PM) gaty: Personality traits? I look for personaltiy
(8:52 PM) nowhere man: She's nice.
(8:52 PM) gaty: ...
(8:52 PM) nowhere man: She has a nice butt.
(8:52 PM) gaty: That's not personality
(8:53 PM) nowhere man: She's a cheerful person will fuck you hard!
(8:53 PM) gaty: OK cOOl let's begin.
(8:53 PM) gaty: That last part really got me excited lol
(8:53 PM) nowhere man: (( brb mom wants me ))
(8:53 PM) gaty: gah.
(8:53 PM) nowhere man: (( back honey lol :3 ))
(8:53 PM) nowhere man: You start.
(8:53 PM) gaty:
(((( brb war convention))) HI Amy do Want to fuck you but my mom is calling me Bye computer!
(8:54 PM) nowhere man: What? No! *she touches her clit*
(8:54 PM) gaty: Mmm.............
(8:54 PM) gaty: Falco Likey
(8:54 PM) nowhere man: *giggles*
(8:55 PM) gaty: Hi Amy it turns out my mom doesn't want me. We HavE The wWhole House to Ourselves
(8:55 PM) gaty: We can do any thin U want
(8:56 PM) nowhere man: Amy likey...
(8:56 PM) nowhere man: *takes off your pants*
(8:56 PM) gaty: Be careful taking my underwear off mY bird dick might come off w/ it
(8:56 PM) gaty: *Boner
(8:57 PM) gaty: gets
(8:57 PM) nowhere man: jl ;vb;
(8:57 PM) nowhere man: lmffo
(8:57 PM) gaty: ghhj~~`loi
(8:57 PM) nowhere man: lfmooooooooooooooooooooo
(8:57 PM) nowhere man: i cant stop laghsing
(8:57 PM) gaty: Why Amy? Is my bird dick not big enough 4 u.
(8:57 PM) nowhere man: It's very big. Stick it in my hairy animal clit!
(8:58 PM) gaty: HAIRY?
(8:58 PM) nowhere man: Yes! I do have fur....
(8:58 PM) nowhere man: You silly! *slaps your butt*
(8:58 PM) gaty: PLZ shave first
(8:58 PM) nowhere man: *shaves*
(8:58 PM) gaty: You can use my talons to shave
(8:59 PM) gaty: these big ol talons aint just for holdin onto trees ;)
(8:59 PM) gaty: big meaty claws ok
(8:59 PM) nowhere man: Hey big boy...can you do one thing for me...
(9:00 PM) nowhere man: Can you...shit on my chest....I would like that...*giggles and blushes while rubbing your dick*
(9:00 PM) gaty: Ugh.... UGHHH yes Harder AMy I can feel the blue dick Good
(9:00 PM) gaty: FASTER
(9:00 PM) gaty: FASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTA
---------------------Part 2-------------------
(9:00 PM) gaty: shoop da woop tOWAAAAAAAAAAA :D
(9:00 PM) nowhere man: l.amolmafo
(9:01 PM) gaty: Oh Amy I am sorry )-:
(9:01 PM) nowhere man: oh god dude this is to funny
(9:01 PM) gaty: I will clean your face
(9:01 PM) nowhere man: You came on me!
(9:01 PM) gaty: with my talons >: )
(9:01 PM) nowhere man: Don't clean me.
(9:01 PM) gaty: Huh?
(9:01 PM) nowhere man: I like it here.
(9:01 PM) gaty: lmfao
(9:01 PM) gaty: You dirty girl >: )
(9:01 PM) nowhere man: Hey...I love bird cum.
(9:01 PM) gaty: So how 'bout dat cleveland steamer?
(9:01 PM) gaty: lay tghe fuck down befORE I;;;
(9:02 PM) nowhere man: Your going to shit in my clit then fuck it?
(9:02 PM) gaty: Just because my Bird Dick is gone now I can still shit >: )
(9:02 PM) gaty: No Your chest
(9:02 PM) nowhere man: Oh god yes! Please! *fucks a snail*
(9:02 PM) gaty: lmao whatt
(9:02 PM) gaty: GAry
(9:02 PM) nowhere man: A cleveland steamer is shitting in my ass then sticking a dick in it.
(9:02 PM) nowhere man: :33
(9:02 PM) gaty: * Poos AllLL over your chest, being very mindful of even distribution of Shit.*
(9:03 PM) nowhere man: *licks the poo with her long tongue then she fingers her own asshole then she pee pee's due the poo on her on your dick*
(9:05 PM) nowhere man: How's that baby.
(9:06 PM) gaty: *Wakes up*
(9:06 PM) gaty: Wow bitch u BORE me
(9:07 PM) nowhere man: What the fuck? I give you my body for you to SHIT on and yo utreat me like this?
(9:07 PM) nowhere man: *pulls out a gun*
(9:07 PM) gaty: I dare you to shoot ME, Falco Lombardi
(9:07 PM) gaty: It'll be the last thing u do.
(9:08 PM) nowhere man: I'll shoot you...with cum. *she jacks off and her cum gets on you* Hehe >: )
(9:08 PM) gaty: SHOOT ME
(9:08 PM) nowhere man: I have a dick.
(9:08 PM) gaty: Oh no.
(9:47 PM) gaty: s

Thank you that is all !!!!

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